Which was really important, because I came from this family of hardcore fundametalist born-again Christians who were totally into Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and savior. I mean my parents met and got married through the Emmaus Bible School in Chicago. They were always "witnessing" to people and...

...handing out tract's with really weird shit in them like...

...arc-angels with cam-corders recording everything you've ever done. I mean even if you are a Christian, this is going to inspire someone to accept Jesus Christ into their heart? It was really embarrassing, and they wanted me to do the same thing too! I had to memorize Bible verses every single night and wasn't allowed to hang out with anyone, unless I was trying to convert them to Jesus Christ.