So this story has a happy ending, because with the privacy I gained from nuking my born-again Christian father with 500-million volts, I was able to jerk myself off for long periods of time, eventually learning to master my penis, to hold back from premature ejaculation, so by the time I actually got a chance to make love to a woman, I am proud to say I was able to completely satisfy her the very first time. That's nice, huh?

by TJ Richter

© November 12th 1998 Theodore J. Richter