So I’m going to tell you a little gossip about myself, a story actually, it's something that happened to me when I was growing up, which was very embarrassing, and a real traumatic experience for me. It’s something we all do, but are ashamed to admit and there are some really great euphemisms for it like: shaking hands with Yul Brynner, putting a choke hold on Mr. Clean, wrestling the Cyclops, and freeing Willy. I think you know what I'm talking about here. I've heard guys in high school refer to it as "waxing," which I personally never heard of before. When I was in high school we called it "chokin' your chicken," or just plain "jerking off." Yes, I'm going to tell you a story about masturbating, and everyone, at some point, has done it. Hey, I'm talking about masturbating!