She was a kick-ass lesbo-Latino bartender, and I was lookin' like a cross between a nice, Jewish boy and a butch gentile girl. But secretly, we had always admired each other from afar, oh yea. In the back room of the bar, we snorted a line of of pure MDMA ecstasy & in a screaming twenty minute high, decided we were true-love trip-buddies & would party that night as one.
So we hit this nitrous oxide after-party and she invites me into the bathroom for another line of e, SNORT! I'm so high, I feel I've crossed the line to the other side and... I'm a lesbian now! I thought. Then, this girl starts pissing in the toilet right in front of me (WTF?) and goes, "you know, I've always dug you," and I'm thinkin', this is how lesbians bond? Praise in the golden rain? I'm not a lesbian, I don't know what you guys do, I am truly confused. So then I'm thinkin', well, maybe this is what this particular girl does on drugs, and the whole scene it's blowing my high, half-breed Jew-boy mind wide the fuck open.
Since this bartender chick had hooked up the nitrous guy with free drinks all night, he was returning the favor with an unlimited supply of nitrous balloons, fuck yea. After a couple of balloons, I was flying so freaking high I was holding on to consciousness itself, and she comes back with yet another balloon. "I've had enough," I said, and she gave me this look like I said something utterly profane and offensive. WHAT?! She said, sounding equally offended. So what does she do? As a goof, she holds the balloon to her chest like it's one of her titties, and presses it in my face like I'm her lesbian lover, fuck yea! That was hot. Then, she takes her hand and pushes the back of the balloon, forcing the nitrous oxide down my throat and I realize, I am being force-feed a lesbo-Latino nitrous-oxide breast-feeding titty! ...and with the heat of x in my face she whispers, "baby, it's never enough."
Holy shit! I thought, What have I gotten myself into? Image YOU are a nice Jewish boy, reeling from the empathizing effects of pure e, fully channeling lesbo-Latino sexual insatiability until your high, half-breed Jew-boy mind overloads & explodes in clouds of nitrous oxide with infinite Tibetan mandala's spinning in your head like forescent pens in a child's spirograph. Floating in this never-never land of x & nitrous oxide & the arms of your latino-lesbo true-love trip-buddy lover you visualize the following equation carved like ancient Mayan hieroglyphics in jungle ruins, "never enough of a good thing = being force-feed a lesbo-Latino nitrous-oxide breast-feeding titty" with a dentist shining like God, smiling in the background with his fist raised going, "fuck yea!" This is my message to you: cryptic, cosmic, and true. BABY, IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!
by TJ Richter
© April 25, 2009 Theodore J. Richter |
