Monkey Brains For Breakfast Wake-up Call

Snore...RING! Hello?"Good Morning, this is your mind plasma! witch doctor wake-up call, YOW-ZA!" BING! BING! BING! Monkey brains for breakfast? Come and get it! Frying up peace & love & James Brown's hair grease, YOW! w/bubbly warts shaped like Popeye the sailor man, BOOP! BOOP! "Hey sonny! Only do prescription drugs they're good for ya!" Get ready to start your day with intergalactic trucker-lover lot lizards, BEEP! BEEP! "Hey baby, let me show you the size of my cab!" wearing breast-feeding poly-propylene nipple guards, WHA! collecting stem cells from Ron Jeremy cloning farms for porno stars, UH! like a DNA dominatrix scrapping the wrinkles off eighty-five-year-old porno-star buttocks, SCRAPE! Good Morning! You are experiencing gushy gooey mind plasma! SPLAT! and what I'm saying here is, WAKE THE FUNK UP!

by TJ Richter

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