ABRASION STATION #5

THE TRUCK-STOP PORTA-POTTIE GOLDEN SHOWER GOLDEN RULE

“Do unto others as you would have others do unto you.” This is the golden rule, and once again a case where Christianity starts off on the right track and then turns back literally. What it should say is, “Do unto others as they would do unto themselves.” EXAMPLE: For some people, golden showers are a warm and wonderful “FREE-FOR-ALL!” experience, a pleasant turn-on to be enjoyed. But to others, pissing on another’s body is a crude, unsanitary and down-right disgusting gesture. Sure, it’s easy to be SIMPLE MINDED, and blindly follow the golden rule. But are you really concerned about your neighbor? Or just being LAZY and inconsiderate? Common courtesy is relative, you must think about what is appropriate for your neighbor and not yourself. If it means giving your neighbor a lovely golden shower from heaven (if that’s what they really want), then do it. Or, if it means waiting that extra minute to use the porta-pottie instead of pissing next to your neighbor’s tent, then do that. Disagree? Step right up and have a seat. “ANYONE GOT TO TAKE A PISS?” This ain’t no truck-stop pay-toilet either, because this toilet, like this event, is “free for all.”

by TJ Richter

© August 8, 2000 Theodore J. Richter