ABRASION STATION #4

THE DROP BASS MUG YOURSELF “LOST AND FOUND” OR
DID YOU JUST STEAL? RAW DEAL

Everybody loves the “FREE-FOR-ALL!” rush of finding something for nothing (an unopened water bottle, an e-pill, a five-dollar bill). But in the Drop Bass Lost and Found Box we’re talking about items that have been stolen. I’m sure you’ve felt that “Oh-my-God! Where-is-it?” pocket-seizing-panic empty-feeling-of-frenzy searching-high-and-low BLOW, when you realize your shit is gone and you’ve just experienced a raw deal steal. Dude, stealing from your neighbor will simply encourage them to steal from you and the next thing you know it’ll be one big “FREE-FOR-ALL!” or pilfering rather than partying. Then I will ask you, moron, “What is more FUN to do, to steal or to party?” The answer is obvious. Like to steal? This is a Drop Bass stick-up! Mug yourself right now and save everyone a lot of negation and aggravation. Empty your pockets and put it all in the Drop Bass Lost and Found, because everything in this box, like this event, is “free for all.”

by TJ Richter

© August 8, 2000 Theodore J. Richter