ABRASION STATION #12

THE SCARY HAIRY TYPHOID MARY
SEX-SURROGATE TRAVELING TRANSVESTITE BONDAGE SHOW

“Have a piece of my cake sweetie!” Typhoid Mary was a kind old cook, preparing meals with all the love only a cheek pinching-and-kissing grandma could give, “SMOOCH! SMOOCH! SMOOCH!” However, what originally appeared to be kindness, really turned out to be Typhoid-infested cooking that infected countless numbers of people like a Scary Hairy Typhoid Mary Sex Surrogate Traveling Transvestite Bondage Show. Picture a misguided, STD-infected sex-surrogate fairy-godmother serving sex-starved, sex-mates ecstacy-laced cakes over an “oven of seduction” restraining table, and you get the idea. These are the people who, so thoroughly focused on that “FREE-FOR-ALL!” feeling of caring, forget they are being careless. Let’s put it another way, in our scene the love may be free, but the STD’s are bondage. Even the tamest of STD’S will cost you time, money and abstinence, in essence restraining you from having fun! Know a scary hairy Typhoid Mary? Give’em a Drop Bass Network condom. Take one, because they are, like this event, “free for all.”

by TJ Richter

© August 8, 2000 Theodore J. Richter