X-HEAD ECSTASY SEX or Your Ideal Sexual Soul Mate Creative Visualization and New Age Relaxation Tape

"I am the dungeons and dragons playing, new age prophet-messiah DJ Merlin, a.k.a. the Crystal Wizard. Right now, imagine you are dancing with your ideal soul mate, and through thousands of years of reincarnation and positive karma, and with the help of teams of lesbian genetic engineers from San Francisco, your soul mate evolves into your ideal sexual partner.

Close your eyes and image your partner bare with no body hair, growing the delicate, fairy-like wings of a humming bird. Your partner's skin sparkles with the beautiful iridescent tones of some exotic Amazon dragonfly. BUZZ! Relax all muscles, feel your partner's body turn smoother, firmer, rUbBeR-gUmMy, like the skin of a bubble yum dolphin.

Evolution, has come a complete circle. Teams of lesbian genetic engineers from San Francisco are now designing their own penises, carefully morphing your partner's penis into a simpler, more functional, streamlined member. Out of it's base grows a second, self-lubricating and anal-stimulating finger for increased sexual pleasure. You...are dropping...THE FANTASY WITHIN THE FANTASY...

Millions of years ago a dolphin falls in love with a humming bird deep in the secluded lagoons of sleep, and prays to the gods above to make love with puppy love. A classical Greek chorus sings, "ALL HAIL THE GODS ABOVE, TEAMS OF LESBIAN GENETIC ENGINEERS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!" Like grandma with an electron microscope the lesbians weave DNA strands by hand while both creatures magically morph into forms capable of intercourse, still retaining there individualistic animalistic characteristics. "HIP HIP HOORAY FOR TEAMS OF LESBIAN GENETIC ENGINEERS FROM SAN FRANCISCO!" sings the Classical Greek chorus. A smiling dolphin arc's it's body out of the water wriggling, and joins a larger, softer, more feminine humming bird in the air. "Ah ah ah ah AaaaahhhHHHH!" Both creatures climax at the apex of their flight landing as the planet turns into one big billowing water bed. That dream was a million years ago...

That dream is NOW! Teams of lesbian genetic engineers from San Francisco carefully transform your partner into a humming-bird-girl, her vaginal juices gene-spliced with the nectar producing agents of flowers. "SNIFF!" Your partner develops into dolphin-boy, his sperm p-p-p-pumping with the consistency and taste of pure honey. In hydroponically grown forests of the future the inter-species couple makes love with puppy love in a giant African lily of the night, just rolling around in the nectar, and spreading the pollen and micro-spores of love.

Imagine you are floating in the afterglow of puppy love as two creatures hug with finger-fuzz peach tip lips. In a silken state of ecstasy their skin melts together like beads of liquid mercury.

by TJ Richter

© October 30th 1999 Theodore J. Richter