WHAT IS A DROP BASS NETWORK?
A Drop Bass Network is a musically-mobile, human being/machine, multi-organism orgasm of dancing dreams.
A Drop Bass Network has tubes of primordial goo that spawn new gene-pools of beauty. It's a place where candy-girl, cutie-pies flirt with ERECTOR-set, cyber-guys, and give them their phone number, "SIGH!" for the very first time, You can see them blushing and arm brushing under the romantic light of red-light laser beams.
A Drop Bass Network has a convenient drive-thru pick up counter where DJ's go when they are hungry, not for fast food, but for FAST SOUNDS. There are FAST SOUNDS here for you to hear from ear to ear, "Mmmm..."
A Drop Bass Network has a retractable, UFO fashion-model runway STAIR-way, "BIRRR...CLICK!" for you to check out pretty people and the latest fashions, as they descend to the sound of intelligent lighting popporitsi, "FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!" Then you can GOSSIP and smile!
A Drop Bass Network is a screaming-orange, foot pounding future force of nature reconstituting itself into a hyper-adrenalin, fangs ripping veins out of your enemies throat, rage of bass in your face, "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
A Drop Bass Network features future-friendship-socket-connections, "CLICK! CLICK!" where you meet those NEW people very much like/unlike you that you like.
A Drop Bass Network is a wormhole in space, a short-cut through some computer-generated wire-frame space-time continuum bringing old friends to you from a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
A Drop Bass Network is a NEW place that's always the same. It's the Garden of Eden. It's location has no location because it's a STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS. It's a party. It's a paradise. It's part of you. Feel it. YOU are the serotonin of this event, connecting individual to individual, man to machine, electricity to laser beams, "ZEE-YOW!"
A DROP BASS NETWORK supplies beats, bass bins and lasers beams. WE provide this other worldly environment, this fantasy world for you to dance and trip in, and dream YOUR dreams...
...that's what a Drop Bass Network is, that special place where you can dance & dream.
by TJ Richter
© August 27, 2000 Theodore J. Richter |
