Rx: Synesthesia
superstars of love medical group
Dr. Lovestar, M.D.
Saint Louis, Missouri
(314) 994-1114
Name: Spooks Sin Space
Date: 10/28/00
Location: Columbia, Missouri
Pharmacist: T.J. Richter
Refill: at all times
Rx: Synesthesia
This prescription is for one of the smoothest feelings you can experience, synesthesia. Even the way it sounds will get you off, say it, synesthesia (as in: sin + anesthesia an = "sin-esthesia"); say it slowly, sin-iss-STEEE-shaaaa... Ya, it feels good to say!
What Is Synesthesia?
syn·es·the·sia n [NL] (circa 1891): 1: A condition in which one sensory stimulation creates a perception in another sense 2: When your senses get their wires crossed, tossed and sauced; i.e., using your imagination to see music or hear color like an old-school sugar cube Pink Floyd laser show. We at the Superstars of Love are synesthesiologists of the senses, pharmacists of funk mixing lasers, D.J.s, costumes, and hugs, to give you that love-e cum-e feeling of glamorous and fab-TAB-ulous fun. Tonight, for your pleasure, we present the Superstars of Love synesthesia info·pill.
Information As A Drug
What is a drug? A drug is any agent which changes the structure or function of the brain. Synesthesia is our Superstars of Love info·drug, and the prescription is simple: learn the word, change the structure of your brain; use the word, change the function of your brain. By imagining synesthesia you can create your own beautiful world of vibrant vibrations of variation inside your head. The best part of this prescription is YOU determine the experience of what you see, hear, and feel -- no other person, no other substance. After all its your prescription. Lawmakers define a designer drug as a synthesized, slightly altered version of an illegal substance. Our designer drug is synthesized by pure concept; this paper is altered by the information printed on it. Simply assimilating knowledge will make you trip.
The War On Drugs Is Really The War On Dreams
Right now, lawmakers are in the process of making our events illegal. This is because the war on drugs is really the war on dreams. Lawmakers are by nature linear thinkers, they think in straight lines, any variation is perceived as unnatural and threatening. The synesthesia of our events involves a natural and lateral dream-like experience, your brain jumping sensory tracks to the delightment and enlightenment of your consciousness. Sure, its convenient to confuse the dream-like experience/thought process of our parties with drug use, but why make our events illegal when the drugs in question are available at nightclubs, homes, and workplaces?
Drop The Word
Artists, scientists, and techno-partyers have been hip to the effects synesthesia for years, everyone from Edgar Allen Poe to Richie Hawtin. Neil Young said you can see the curves of a woman in a Jimi Hendrix guitar solo. Scientists envision the stress in suspension bridges flowing like wind. Our ability to imagine a strange interchange the of senses is what makes our life forces strong as humans. Use this interchange to please, power and in-power your own psychological physiological operating system. Synesthesia. Its cheap, legal, and easy to use. Drop the word. It will expand your mind, even after you leave the party.
synthesized with love by TJ Richter
© October 27, 2000 Theodore J. Richter