#1

Just a hyper-kinetic goblin of fun
burning up your buns
like the inflamed hemorrhoids
in a redneck truck driver's asshole
who's strungout on NoDoz
rumbling over roadkill on the information superhighway,
desperately craving a butt-squirt of Preparation H, SQUISH!

by TJ Richter

© November 30, 1996 Theodore J. Richter

#2

Sperm Tail Muscles

I think sperm are really cool lookin', all sleek & white with that bitchin' tail & all. If I was a sperm, I'd say, "fuck it" to combining with an egg & becoming human, I'd want to keep the tail! I'd grow my own penis & a mouth to eat with & be my own creature, YEA! I wish my dad would have jerked-off in some pond. I'd swim around like a tadpole, grow legs, & crawl back out croaking like some kind of humanoid polliwog frog, RIBET!

by TJ Richter

© October 20, 2006 Theodore J. Richter