Any High School in the USA
upon receiving their Scholastic Aptitude Tests
immediately contract white blinding headaches
and rush out of the high school gymnasium screaming:
DUH! DUH! DUH!
They run about aimlessly like laboratory rats
driven mad from too many bells and mazes,
until guidance counsellors talk them back to their senses
and they return to graduate directly to the nearest factory,
broken-down old folk before they are able to vote.
by TJ Richter
© 1985 Theodore J. Richter