Alien Soap Opera Transmissions From Outer Space

WAH-WAH! Radio telescopes are now receiving alien soap opera transmissions from outer space, HEY! Check out the lizard-skinned Vanna White, see pasty-wasty gray aliens die on General Hospital, beep...beep...ah-AH! Greetings space brothers and sisters! I am so happy to see you & I come to you like an Indian foot messenger, WO! WO! WO! running through deserts in cyberspace, HUH! HUH! HUH! All these Ameritech service charges are making it difficult to breath, GASP! and you are burning rubber from here to Alpha Centuri, BRUM! like Mercury, the patron god of hot rods, in an experience which will seem completely real. A water droplet falls from the Indians foot messenger's brow, BLOOP! crystallizing and pixelizing down. A cool blue diamond beautiful slips off a computer screen and into your hands, my gift to you reeking of electricity, CRACKLE! CRACKLE! ZAP!

by TJ Richter

© 5/12/2000 Theodore J. Richter