COMMANDMENT #1
Thou shalt bathe regularly using soap and water.
COMMANDMENT #2
Thou shalt use the garbage disposal. (If you need a plastic garbage bag, ASK FOR ONE!)
COMMANDMENT #3
Thou shalt not camp thy tent too close to thy neighbor.
COMMANDMENT #4
Thou shalt tend thy fire.
COMMANDMENT #5
Thou shalt conserve thy water.
COMMANDMENT #6
Thou shalt use sun block.
COMMANDMENT #7
Thou shalt keep a first aid kit handy at all times.
COMMANDMENT #8
E.T., Thou shalt phone home. (Let your loved ones know where you are and how you’re doing!)
COMMANDMENT #9
“Thou shalt not scratch thy balls at thy dinner table.” (Paraphrase of Old Testament verse.)
COMMANDMENT #10
Use breath mints. There’s nothing worse than rolling with your loved one with bad breath. Brush your teeth regularly...
...or at least use the Drop Bass Network breath mints located in the container below. Because these mints, like this event, are “free for all.”
by TJ Richter
© August 8, 2000 Theodore J. Richter
